Some good news for once – Bill managed to knock back the restitution hearing in Florida. From the sounds of things some of the claims made were so ridiculously inflated that it had to be dismissed. Unfortunately the shoddy prison phone ceased to work half way through the call so I missed some details, but here’s the story as far as I understand it.
- Apparently at least one of the alleged victims wanted $80,000 to cover the impromptu holiday he was forced to take because he was absolutely terrified to the bone of getting an email containing silly little death metal lyrics. I know Cannibal Corpse is bogan music, but $80,000? If I had $80, 00o for every internet troll with bad taste in music I’ve encountered, I’d be richer than Rupert Murdoch. Oh, and this guy didn’t even get an email lmao. Apparently he thought Bill’s psychic powers might cause his head to explode by reciting secret Aryan mantras or something.
- Some people apparently forgot what the what they said in the original Florida trial, made contradictory statements, and then said they ‘may not have testified correctly in the first trial’. No doubt they were riddled with PTSD from being trolled by the random death metal guy that they were afflicted with temporary amnesia.
- There was no point pushing for restitution anyway. Hitting Bill with court cases as if he were a great Deutsche pinata and waiting for money to fall out is a DOOMED activity. There is no money to be given.
- Sarcasm. Plenty of it, share the love.
