White Supremacists May be Nerds Claims Researcher

White Supremacists May Just be Nerds Claims Researcher

Department of Histrionics 10/9/14

The Department of Histrionics has  just released a study of Facebook posts which suggests that a large proportion of white supremacists may just be nerds. Statistics shows that a large number of white supremacist organisations do not apparently exist and have in fact been nothing but blogs and websites since 1994. One anonymous informant said:

I was paid to study (name removed) but it was so dull. He never did anything but use the internet. I had to make up crazy stories just to earn my pay check. Otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to pay for the three gallons of alcohol I drink every day. Things were getting tight – I almost had to get a job. All he did was sit their posing cat pictures on Facebook for months. Fortunately I managed to trick him into liking some skinhead pages by sending him invites deliberately. It’s getting hard to find non-nerds to inform on. Sometimes we have to lie.

Informants have been struggling to make ends meet because of white supremacists turning out to be just internet nerds.

Researchers have revealed that this is the popular song liked by white supremacists on Facebook. We have added it to our database of dangerous white supremacist music:


A noble race is not one that creates a God in its own image but one that creates also the song wherewith to do Him homage. Every rebirth of a noble race is a lyric force, every sentiment that is common to the whole race, a potential lyric; music, the language of ritual, has power, above all else, to exalt the achievement and the life of man. Does it not seem that great music has power to bring spiritual peace to the strained and anxious multitude? The reign of the human spirit is not yet. ‘When matter acting on matter shall be able to replace man’s physical strength, then will the spirit of man begin to see the dawn of liberty’: so said a man of Dalmatia of our own Adriatic, the blind seer of Sebenico.

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