Violent Literary Incursion, Novorossiya Responsible

Violent Literary Incursion in Disneyland,  Novorossiya Responsible

Department of Histrionics, 9/9/14

Leading members of the Department of Histrionics were shocked to discover that they had been the victims of a violent literary incursion today.

Five prominent members were horrified to discover that they had received copies of Alexander Dugin’s ‘Fourth Political Theory’ in the mail.

“I can’t understand it,” one shocked member said, “it’s full of philosophy and talks about ontological states of being…I find his writing disturbing and confusing.”

The man also received a serious paper cut from opening it due to the cheap wrapping paper, requiring a band aid be used.

The package also contained the chilling message “Read it PIG. Love, Novorossiya .”

The author of the message claims to be Rasputin,  threatens to annexe the Ukraine and found the Hungarian Empire.

bill white trial,florida Forensic experts have determined from Facebook posts that the author was Vladmir Putin, in retaliation for sanctions against Russia.

The Department of Histrionics believes Novorossiya to be one big, nasty ‘hate group’ full of ‘white supremacists’.

An estimated two billion internet users within Disneyland are believed to part of Novorossiya.

The Department of Histrionics has taken serious action and banned all sales of Lady Gaga’s music to Russia.

All books mentioning ontology are also to be banned  because Alexander Dugin is a Grammar Nazi.


A noble race is not one that creates a God in its own image but one that creates also the song wherewith to do Him homage. Every rebirth of a noble race is a lyric force, every sentiment that is common to the whole race, a potential lyric; music, the language of ritual, has power, above all else, to exalt the achievement and the life of man. Does it not seem that great music has power to bring spiritual peace to the strained and anxious multitude? The reign of the human spirit is not yet. ‘When matter acting on matter shall be able to replace man’s physical strength, then will the spirit of man begin to see the dawn of liberty’: so said a man of Dalmatia of our own Adriatic, the blind seer of Sebenico.

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