Breaking News, Histrionics in Disneyland. Caring Citizen Fired.

Breaking News, Disneyland

For Immediate Release, from the Department of Histrionics

The Department of Histrionics released an alarming survey today showing that 95% of political dissidents had access to the internet.

After a study of the popular website Facebook, the Department of Histrionics was able to determine that National Socialists were indeed sending messages to each other. Some were even caught sharing photos of their cats, which was another alarming prospect, as the number of National Socialists with pet cats was disturbing high – one even shared a picture of ‘Kitler’ with its paw raised in Fascist salute.

bill white trial, florida, nazi

Evidence of White Supremacism in Disney Land

In an effort to control the growing number of political dissidents within Disneyland two propositions have raised by scientists who study social media: One, that Mark Zuckerberg continues to ban all users with pictures resembling swastikas. The second idea was radical and immediately dismissed. One caring citizen suggested that, in a bid to eliminate political dissent, that instead of punishing citizens who complain, that politicians actually do some work. He suggested that;

Social welfare be increased, immigration be curbed to prevent unemployment, the banking system be regulated, student loans capped, mortgages lowered, the stock market be dissolved, pointless wars be ceased, health care be free, compulsory insurance be removed, and the environment saved. He believed every citizen in Disneyland, regardless of ethnicity deserved a home, a job and the basic right to be free.

This committee member was immediately called a ‘white supremacist’ and told the following;

“Politicians are not required to work and keep the people happy. It is not our job to keep the people happy. That only occurs in democracies. There is no point in bringing rationalism to politics when we have the science of Histrionics to control the stupid people. Our citizens only have an IQ of 90 and are easily controlled by Histrionics, television, and football. The solution is to remove ‘social pollution’. Dissidents must be monitored online. It will cost us more than implementing solutions to keep the population happy, but it is easier for us to imprison you than fix society.”

As a result of this policy, Mark Zuckerberg deleted the accounts of all users with an interest in European mythology, because the Department of Histrionics decreed that anything related to the history Europe was racist because it was discovered to be about Europe. 

The head of the Department of Histrionics was also forced to step down from his position, when it was discovered he had a European Grandfather.

Further studies of political dissidents on the internet revealed that 99% of them were doing nothing.

These internet users were however found to be using the word ‘cat’ which had been used by a serial killer in the Finland during 1886. They were immediately arrested and sentenced to 100 hundred years in prison.

Mark Zuckerberg was said to be relieved as deleting millions of political dissidents in Disneyland would be a time consuming process for Facebook. He has since banned the word ‘cat’ to apologise for letting people use the internet.

Scientific Experiments on the Effects of Solitary Confinement…

It’s doesn’t rehabilitate anyone, it drives them insane. Quickly.

And remember: Outside of the USA, solitary confinement is considered as torture – it is not normal prison practice outside of America and third world countries.

It’s not a process that facilitates ‘rehabilitation’ – the longer people are in it, the less rehabitable they become.



“In the 1950s and 1960s, China was rumoured to be using solitary confinement to “brainwash” American prisoners captured during the Korean War, and the US and Canadian governments were all too keen to try it out. Their defence departments funded a series of research programmes that might be considered ethically dubious today.”

“In 2008, clinical psychologist Ian Robbins recreated Hebb’s experiment in collaboration with the BBC, isolating six volunteers for 48 hours in sound-proofed rooms in a former nuclear bunker. The results were similar. The volunteers suffered anxiety, extreme emotions, paranoia and significant deterioration in their mental functioning. They also hallucinated: a heap of 5,000 empty oyster shells; a snake; zebras; tiny cars; the room taking off; mosquitoes; fighter planes buzzing around.”

“Take the 25,000 inmates held in “super-maximum security” prisons in the US today. Without social interaction, supermax prisoners have no way to test the appropriateness of their emotions or their fantastical thinking, says Terry Kupers, a forensic psychiatrist at the Wright Institute in Berkeley, California, who has interviewed thousands of supermax prisoners. This is one of the reasons many suffer anxiety, paranoia and obsessive thoughts. Craig Haney, a psychologist at the University of California, Santa Cruz, and a leading authority on the mental health of inmates in the US, believes that some of them purposefully initiate brutal confrontations with prison staff just to reaffirm their own existence – to remember who they are.”

Hackers, Trolls and Other Noxious Creatures

Beloved Readers! Please allow me to tip my hat to you – but I have had more trolls under my bridge than a Norwegian fairy tale for many years. Every ridiculous fool online, every blathering nincompoop, all surly correspondents, and blabbity blab losers – well – please allow me to elucidate. Paid government trolls are real as well as government informants, and good deal more common. Fortunately, it has come to my attention that there is a hacker circling around Bill’s websites and we have therefore tightened up our internet security. But everyone else needs to be aware of the nasty hackers and trolls lurking in the shadows.

The astute amongst you will note that over the last few years, Bill’s online reputation has been shot to shit by someone, some anonymous sickly little shadow sulker that exists to spew venom from it’s noxious anemic and withered frame – probably cackling all the time whilst they do it no doubt. And I’m sure there is more than just the one of them around…..


Trolling-2“Their mission has nothing to do with national security, fighting terrorism, and catching criminals. Their mission is to distort public opinion and spread propaganda in order to generate a ‘consensus reality’ – and they are responsible for polluting the internet with much of the garbage in comment sections, Facebook groups, forums and bogus blog posts.” “Among the core self-identified purposes of JTRIG are two tactics: (1) to inject all sorts of false material onto the internet in order to destroy the reputation of its targets; and (2) to use social sciences and other techniques to manipulate online discourse and activism to generate outcomes it considers desirable. To see how extremist these programs are, just consider the tactics they boast of using to achieve those ends: “false flag operations” (posting material to the internet and falsely attributing it to someone else), fake victim blog posts (pretending to be a victim of the individual whose reputation they want to destroy), and posting “negative information” on various forums.” From the following article on how professional trolls assasinate people’s image and credibility online.